March 2012
me: takes a bite of spicy food
me: HOLY JESUS THIS IS SO FREAKING HOT MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE I THINK I MAY DIE TEARS OF BLOOD RUNNING DOWN MY FACE THERE IS A LEGIT INFERNO TAKING OUT ALL MY TASTEBUDS WHERE IS THE MILK GET ME SOME GODDAMN MILK JFC I CANT HANDLE THING OMFG I AM DYING D Y I N G SEND HELP AKJSHGSDKFG
me: takes another bite
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“Nostalgia - it’s delicate, but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek,...”
– Don Draper
thoughts of northern lights and polar ice: Your... →
goinnawoods:
Heinrich Himmler: Reichsführer-SS. No organization can function without a totally obsessed, hard-working, power hungry frootloop at the helm, and Himmler was Hitler’s favorite frootloop. His hobbies included chess, stamp collecting, serving the Führer, gardening, playing the…
That awkward moment when Larry’s blog goes from sweaty muscular half naked dudes to babes.
Pete Campbell = Joe Caputo?
that moment when
scottfriday:
you’re unlocking your front door and you drop your keys, so you do this fast-reflex swipe to catch the keys, and you do, right around your groin area, and effectively end up punching yourself in the testicles with a handful of jagged metal implements.
February 2012
Historical Nonfiction: If George Washington were... →
historical-nonfiction:
If George Washington were alive today, he might face a hefty overdue library fine. New York City’s oldest library says one of its ledgers shows that the president has racked up 220 years’ worth of late fees on two books he borrowed, but never returned.One of the books was the “Law of Nations,”…
Lesbians in 1960?!
WOAH. WAT.
FBI: Why'd you steal the Declaration of Independence?
Nicolas Cage: #Yolo
Actually, they close at like 11, and that’s usually when my day begins anyway so this has no impact on my social life
IRRESPONSIBLE ADULT LOLOL
If I get hired I’m working nights and weekends
LOL GOODBYE SOCIAL LIFE
Interview at Planet fitness?
Aww yeah.
Alabama Denies DNA Test to Potentially Innocent... →
bringtheruckuss:
Andrew Cohen chronicles the many uncertainties in Alabama’s case against Thomas Arthur, who was convicted of murder three decades ago and is scheduled to be executed next month. They include a key witness who recanted and then unrecanted her testimony, another man who admitted to committing the murder, and a wig containing DNA evidence that likely belongs to the real killer.
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4:00 am. Suddenly, all I want is really sharp cheddar.
Goes into kitchen, sharp cheddar and club crackers are abundant.
Begin noms.
danaintnuttintofuckwit:
yeahtravisrules:
Meanwhile, the coroner from Noire is the psychiatrist in Madmen.
pretty sure I seen the Black Dahlia guy too. he was pitching his idea for the spray deodorant
so many peopleeeee
lol Black Dahlia promotes rocket cans
Meanwhile, the coroner from Noire is the psychiatrist in Madmen.
danaintnuttintofuckwit:
Cole Phelps.
In the advertising business, he’s just investigator of dat ass.
Meanwhile, on Madmen…
lol I almost had this same conversation today.
All is well at the Draper birthday party, when suddenly…
POLIO KID CHASING THE NON POLIO KIDS
Whenever I play L.A. Noire, I see people from Madmen.
Whenever I watch Madmen, I see people from L.A. Noire.
This is getting really weird.
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