February 2012
strawberrypantsu:
turrets are white
repulsion gel is blue
you were adopted
so that’s funny too
SADISTIC SALSAAAA \m/
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“Have you Republicans ever consider the possibility that maybe your candidates...”
– Jon Stewart 9/26/11 (via morganneprice)
64928:
The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
I sat next to my abuser today. I told her I was thirsty, and she didn’t get me a drink.
STOP. ACTING. LIKE. I. DON’T. NEED. WATER.
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irhazmatt:
“Bring the Noise” -Public Enemy feat....
“I’m voting for Ron Paul because I just want to bring real change to this country...”
– an idiot (via bringtheruckuss)
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with love, cole phelps.
gameoffirths:
roses are red
violets are blue
you’re a lying bitch
and a sack of shit
so i’m arresting you
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blacktimtebow:
some people just don’t belong in this species
we need to have Homo sapiens and then something else for the people who haven’t evolved enough
lol at epic “please hold” music for Wells Fargo
